Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs
Everyone knows the phrase "A man's home is his castle." Does that statement ring true even if:
You removed your bathroom door so you could watch TV from the commode?
The directions to your house include 'turn off the paved road'?
You spray painted your dead shrubbery green?
Any redneck will tell you that, of course, it is true. So whether you live in a double wide or have hit the big time with a ranch with one and a half baths, Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover will make you laugh at the way some of us, I mean, some of you live such as:
You Might Be A Redneck if…
Your yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.
You think orange peels left on the coffee table are potpourri.
The garbage truck mistakenly takes your lawn furniture.
Someone knocks on your front door and your back door rattles.
Your most expensive piece of art is held up with thumbtacks.
You have to mow around a refrigerator and a bed frame.
Customer Review: Livin' Double In A Single-Wide
You don't really need to look too hard to find real life examples of these "Re-Do's". Just visit the Red Neck Riveara or "LA" (Lower Alabama some time.
Customer Review: Plastic Flamingos = You Might Be a Redneck!
Jeff Foxworthy continues his wildly successful and hilarious 'redneck' jokes with a new presentation even more effective than many of his others, REDNECK EXTREME MOBILE HOME MAKEOVER - complete with plastic flamingo on the cover. These are more 'you might be a redneck if' jokes, providing home-oriented comments many will relish and not a few will recognize.